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What is the funniest or weirdest thing you were told as a child( you believed it as a child) ?
Something you can't believe as an adult
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Very funny but equally not true was that that the Caucasians ( White Skinned) Race are :

1) Don't Die

2) Capable of Flying as Birds do

3)Never Use the Toilet and Urinary๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

4)Their County is in the Land of the DEADS; so one must die to access there๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

5)They are capable of Vanishing at will!

........and the WORST!!

6) That Heavenly GOD is White , but the Devil is Negroid ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Honestly there are so many things I was told as a kid that I believed. I can only imagine the laughs people around me must have gotten from watching me believe all of them. There were so many but I think the two most prominent were

1) Don't eat seeds or trees will grow in your stomach

2)Don't use too much Dettol or you'll become white, just like Micheal Jackson. I honestly believed that trees, especially orange trees would grow in my stomach and out through my mouth and I'd have to live like that forever. So one day I mistakenly swallowed a seed. I legit thought my life was over. I ran to my mom and told her and I was crying so hard. Then my prat of a brother made it worse and said when the tree grew, they'd plant me at the back. The horror.

As for the Dettol line, I never for once used Dettol for myself. I always called someone to pour some for me. I think they just didn't want me wasting it. But one day, my prat of a brother got mad at me just before I was to take a bath and to punish me, he poured raw Dettol on me. I literally flipped out. I didn't want to be a white guy.

I can't believe I ever believed that stuff๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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The most funniest and weirdest thing I was when I was younger was that once you complete college and your studiest you can have as much fun as possible and no one will stop you! and the life would be happy and easy.

A big lie!

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